Jacket Lds
should i open the door?
ok, there are two men outside my door, in white outfits, & a jacket that makes me hug myself, i think they might be LDS missonaries, they tell me that they’re going to take me away, to a happy place full of screams, laughter, drugs, & a room with mattresses on the walls!
they sound rather convincing, but you never could be to sure. i mean, it could be the IRS! then what do i do?
Go with them. Its the best thing for you.
